Stale Tacos

As you may have noticed, the Tacos have gone stale of late.  I won’t make excuses as there are many reasons, but for now the whole thing is on hold.

If you want to find out whenever we get back to updating the best way would be to subscribe to the RSS feed.  I’m sure it’s only a matter of time till we get back into the swing of it.

Until then, hasta la taco.

~So sayeth Lord Charles

Daily Taco: I Hate When That Happens

I realized that the last 3 posts have been black and white pictures… purely by accident.  Oh well.  Here’s today’s black and white picture… a prophylactic joke.

Daily Taco: I Love What You Do For Me…

This one makes me laugh for a number of reasons… check it out and I’ll list them.

Daily Taco: Going Green… And Gay!

Remember the old joke/pick-up line “save water, shower with a friend”?  No?  Good for you, its a terrible line.  Well back in the 50s (I assume all black and white ads must have originated in 1953) it was taken more seriously…

Daily Taco: Election Issues

Today’s post is serious (not really).  There is a very important (not really) issue affecting our country.  An issue so pressing (not really) that it requires the immediate attention (not really) of our government (not really).  The presidential race could be determined by how the candidates respond to this matter of national security (not really).  Demand action (not really) before this epidemic affects you (it won’t).  And may god have mercy on us all… (not really).

Daily Taco: The Return

See? Promised I’d be back! I’ve got a whole lineup ready to go!

Today’s is a good old fashion well meaning church sign… that ends up being an orgy of pornographic hilarity. Good times.

President Bad Ass

Bad Ass?

I love politics.  I really do.  like a fat chick loves rocky road, I love politics.  But being born in the 80’s my first president was Reagan.  Now I’m not knocking Reagan.  I mean anyone that can take a bullet for Jodi Foster is a man in my book, but as I read more and more about presidents of the past I really think what Americans need right now is a Bad Ass President.

you got syphillis cause you hit this!

i found an interesting link today while checking out the news…

http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/conditions/10/21/std.e-cards/index.html

yes, there are e-cards to send if you have an std. to “promote regular std testing”, you can send these fun, flirty cards to your numerous sexual partners.

now, i don’t know about most people, but if i were that kind of girl, i wouldn’t be giving out my e-mail address to someone i just had a random 5 minute encounter with…but i could be wrong. maybe i’m just not slutty enough. unless you are stalking me…then whoa!

 

so, in other words, whether its aids, syphillis or the herp, there is nothing funny about that. but an e-card sure is funny!

Daily Taco: On Hiatus

I’m putting the Daily Taco on hiatus for the remainder of the month.  I’ll be back with new daily posts starting November 1st, promise!

We’ll still have occasional non-daily-taco postings, so check every few days.  Or better yet, subscribe to the RSS feed!  I like Google Reader myself.

See you soon!

~So sayeth Lord Charles

Daily Taco: Sketchy Arms To Hold You

Remember the 80s?  The birth decade of awesomeness?  Not the kind that Todd sweats, you know the kind that reeks of desperation, but the really awesome kind of awesome.  And nothing from the 80s captures 80s level awesomeness as much as certain music videos.  Well today I’ve got a literal version of one of those classic videos which ups the awesome to previously unheard of levels.