Reality?

Na-Nu Na-Nu. I have brought you all here to talk about the current state of TV. I’m worried. I don’t understand how people can watch shows like The Apprentice, The View, or any other “reality” program. I know what you are thinking… The View isn’t a reality TV show…. it’s an interview program. Listen up middle-aged-woman- too-depressed-with-her-life-to-realize -that-sitting-on-the-couch-not- helping-around-the-house- does-not-justify-not-having-a-job any show with 4 or 5 women in the middle of the day, without a kitchen, is a reality TV show. You’re just too full off M&M’s, and tears, to know any better.

Shows like the before mentioned Apprentice really piss me off. The fact that we live in a world where someone like Omarosa can make more money then a common street beggar makes me want to bitch slap the pope (I would like to do that anyway… but that’s a blog for a different day). We have become a nation that loves to watch the least common denominator on TV. No I’m not against all Reality TV shows. Just the ones that are on when I’m alive. Shows like Kid Nation and Flavor of love 2 (WTF….. how many times can that Chronos worshiping midget fall in love?) showcase how retarded we have become. People from other countries that watch those shows must think all Americans are all fat retarded sloths that can’t decide if we should make a sex tape with Kim Kardashian or Britney Spears.

Not all TV is bad. There are a lot of good TV shows out there. Shows like Burn notice or even Extreme home make over. Yes, I realize that Extreme home makeover is a reality TV show, but I don’t look at it that way. It is more of a charity program… it does a lot of good for people that really need it. I dare you not to cry when the cop who was paralyzed while taking a bullet for a 6 year old girl who was at the wrong place at the wrong time gets a house that will allow her to move around freely and play with her little daughter.

All I am saying is wake up America. Because we live in a “free” market Economy I can’t just call up these TV stations and say “Hey, you, idiot with the great job and Beautiful car and hot wife that will let you do things to her that should be illegal, stop playing Shit on TV.” Because when I did that last Thursday I was told that those are some of the highest rated shows on TV and make the most money….. but if no one watched them TV stations would be forced to put money into good shows like Life.

Awesome out