I’m fat. I accept that. I eat a lot… and I understand the connection. Many Americans still seem to lack this understanding. Today’s pic helps us to understand ourselves a little better… and hopefully have a good cheap laugh at the same time.
Our vending machines at work have “healthy alternatives.” I suspect those are not the intended target here.

"Damn, they ain't got nuthin' but them baked Cheetos... damn."
My alternate caption was going to be something about a whale tail… but where would the challenge have been? Feel free to add your caption in the comments below.
~So sayeth Lord Charles
Filed under: The Daily Taco | Tagged: awful, fat chicks, snacks, whale tail






That would make it very HARD to concentrate on anything else. Would love to watch her shake and jiggle. Whale tail? Oh yeah!!!