This is an effective ad… effective at making me laugh my ass off! But seriously don’t hit women. Well, maybe if the woman is bigger than you, or is trying to steal your wallet or sodomize a puppy… then it might be ok. But you probably shouldn’t hit her for spilling coffee. Unless it was magic coffee sent here by Jesus to cure cancer and she was spilling it on purpose because she’s a sadistic bitch in the unholy employ of Lucifer. You should probably hit her in that case too. Or if she… well, I’ve said too much already, just watch the video.
Oh! What if she had a rare medical condition where she can’t breath unless someone does a Bruce Lee one-inch punch straight into her chest! That’s definitely a good reason to hit a woman!
~So sayeth Lord Charles
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My mom was horribly disfigured by hot coffee. You are so callous. Then again, she does have all those puppies….