Daily Taco: Necrotica

Ladies and gentlemen, my faith in humanity is restored. I thought I had seen every bizarre, weird, odd, and downright disturbing thing the Internet had to offer… and I was beginning to become disappointed. I mean, come on people… we’re the human race! Surely we can come up with more depravity!
Fortunately, I [...]

Daily Taco: Bad Day

I remember when this happened a few years ago… but had forgotten all about it.  Who do you hire to clean up an exploded whale carcass anyway?

Eagle Eye?

So I got off work today with nothing to do.  Instead of doing what I normally do, I’d tell you what that is but it would destroy my “awesome” rep, I called up my good friend Wil and brother Brandon.  The general plan was to ride the Harleys, we all have 1200 customs of various [...]

Daily Taco: Flying Weiners

I don’t know if I’m just lazy this week, or if I’ve truly discovered the most indescribable images ever recorded, but once again I’m at a complete loss for words.  And if you get some weird sexual thrill out of this one… well…. good for you.

Daily Taco: Crappy Job

I’m so tired this morning that I’ve been reduced to bad puns?  Yes.  Yes, and I’m ok with that.

Daily Taco: Poor Choices

My last name is Palmer… thank the Great Taco my parents had the good sense not to name me Harry or my sister Rosy.  You got to figure any kid named Hugh had better not have the last name Jass, and anyone named Bates never hits the lottery and wants his butler to call him [...]

Awesome’s Video of the Week

I feel it is time for me to start putting just a little bit more into this blog.  Not only because Captain Vic apparently died or came down with a very bad case of Scurvy, and Lord Charles daily tacos are becoming not so daily.  I am proud to announce the creation of Awesome’s Video [...]

Hey. Do you live in Nashville?

Just a quick question I’ve been asking people.  Because if you answered yes to the question above.  Well.  Then doctors would classify you a fucking retarded.  On Friday of this week a rumor got started in Nashville that all the gas would be gone by Friday night, and people ate that shit up.  They Lined [...]

Kentucky Fried Rock

Whatever happened to predictability? The milkman, the paperboy, evening TV.  These are all questions I would like answered.  But most of all I have been wondering where Southern Rock went.  I live in Nashville (Music City USA) and we have a few good Southern Rock bands but there are all at best regional bands, and [...]

The Semi-Daily Taco?

I just want to post a quick apology to anyone checking daily… I really appreciate both of you.
I’ll be back to normal posting next week, promise!
In the meantime, today is international Talk Like A Pirate Day!  So get on out there and scare some strangers with a random “YAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!”
~So sayeth Lord Charles
YAAAAAAAARRRR!!!