Look mom. Idiots.
Just a quick question I’ve been asking people. Because if you answered yes to the question above. Well. Then doctors would classify you a fucking retarded. On Friday of this week a rumor got started in Nashville that all the gas would be gone by Friday night, and people ate that shit up. They Lined up for hours to get gas… HOURS!!! here is a simple fix for that issue. If you can’t figure out that a 1 hour line for gas takes longer than driving to Smynra (15 min south of Nashville) and back to fill up, you should be beaten by children with epilepsy at a strobe light sleep over.
CNN reported that no one knows who started the rumor, and that doesn’t surprise me at all. If I lied and then it ended up on CNN I would never open my mouth again. Cause you all know guys lie about everything, and I’m not an exception to that rule.
CNN also reported at that Nashville had plenty of gas but because of the “rumor” most gas stations ran out. Most gas stations in Nashville sold more gas on Friday afternoon then they usually do all weekend. There is not one thing about this whole situation that is not retarded. Nashvillians got so panicky that everyone went out and started pumping gas. Into their cars, motorcycles, buckets, gas cans, soda bottles, and babies. I hope Abdullah Salem El Badri, the head of OPEC, is pointing to Nashville on a map in a huge board meeting and explaining to his board how people from Nashville are more like Corky from life goes on than Tony from Who’s the Boss.
I don’t know what else to say other than. Nashville you disapoint me.
Awesome Out
Filed under: General Awesome | Tagged: awesome, Corky, Gas, Life goes on, Nashville, Retards, Shortage
i wrote a little vent on this the other day, too…
people around here are idiots. and the reason it’ll be like $57/gallon to fill up the next few weeks for the people who legitimately need gas…not the people who are worried for the apocolypse of gasoline.
thanks, MORONS!