Are you feeling stressed?  Are their people making your life miserable?  People like gangsters, prostitutes, or con-artists?  Well do I have the product for you!

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Note the various characters you can choose to spank, also note the card you receive explaining your sexual behavior.  Sine the game is all about spanking a fake ass in public, there’s probably only one card necessary.

~So sayeth Lord Charles

p.s. Yes it’s real… here’s a little more info.

You may have see this one, it’s all over the news I’m sure.  I used to be scared of the escalator as a kid, now I know why.

The story is that this is not just typical Japanese overcrowding (search for Japanese subways sometime) but a result of a rush for a new action figure.  Not sure if that’s true, but if so I want one too… must be awesome.

~So sayeth Lord Charles