Today is Spore day!  I’ll have a full review up soon.

Spore is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy... and make devil creatures or walking penis monsters.

~So sayeth Lord Charles

Are you feeling stressed?  Are their people making your life miserable?  People like gangsters, prostitutes, or con-artists?  Well do I have the product for you!

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Note the various characters you can choose to spank, also note the card you receive explaining your sexual behavior.  Sine the game is all about spanking a fake ass in public, there’s probably only one card necessary.

~So sayeth Lord Charles

p.s. Yes it’s real… here’s a little more info.